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06-01-2008, 02:54 AM
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| Marriage councelling A couple are having problems with their sex life. Not enough! One night they are at a party when they meet some old friends and before long everyone has had a little too much to drink and the truth comes out. Their sex life is non existent and it is putting a great strain on their marriage. To their suprise, their friends announce that they too had problems in the bedroom but a fantastic doctor they went to solved everything. This sounded too good to be true so they booked an appontment a few days later. The day came and they sat down in front of the doctor and explained their predicament. The doctor explained he needed to examine each of them to assess the situation, so they disrobed and revealed all. "hmm", the doctor stroked his beard, "I want you both to go to the grocery store tonight and buy a bag of doughnuts and a bunch of grapes", "I think you can work out what to do with them! - have fun! and come back and see me in a week". They had a GREAT time. Their sex life was back on track and they were blissfully happy. Time passed, and some weeks later they ended up at another party. This time, amazingly, they were the ones on the receiving end of a sob story from another couple who were having problems with their sex life. "Hey, no problem! - listen up - we know a FANTASTIC doctor!! - He helped our friends and he helped us. He can't fail!" So, a few days later, the couple from the recent party went to see the famous doctor . As usual the doctor asked them to disrobe and inspected them naked. "Sorry, I can't help you in this instance", the doctor said, "my method doesn't work for everyone" "Hey!?! you helped our friends, and you helped their friends, we heard you can't fail!?!" "Sorry, not this time" "But you MUST, we'll pay anything". "Really, I can't help", the doctor replied "Come on, there must be something you can do?!?" "Ok, Ok", the doctor replied, "What I want you to do is go to your local grocery store and buy a box of cheerios and a kilo of apples"..      |
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06-02-2008, 03:16 PM
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| lol its a good joke 
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