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[targetguy1]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed.



He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the
homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband
whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.

Look at
his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you......This guy is obviously very dangerous.

If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both....... Be strong, honey.

I love you!"

His wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that
he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him
it was in the bathroom. .....Be strong honey. I love you, too.

[YellowRoses]

LOL very funny.

[Calmplay]

You posted it two times but it's a funny post don't worry.

[targetguy1]

i didnt mean to post twice. i tried to correct the spelling of the title but i guess i messed it up