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03-06-2008, 02:59 AM
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| The WalMart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Walmart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to WalMart Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell, no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at WalMart."      |
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03-06-2008, 04:12 PM
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| LMAO that greeter had a very quick wit loved it. |
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03-07-2008, 06:58 PM
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| Yea friend his witty mind saved him from that ugly ***** . Good joke . Thanks for sharing .
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03-08-2008, 02:08 AM
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| my fiance gets them and tell them to me all the time and i put them up here for all of you to enjoy |
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03-08-2008, 02:51 AM
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| LOL this one is really nice 
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04-23-2008, 09:24 PM
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| omg too funny.... better watch out ~ when ur shopping at wally world... NOT... lol... love the jokes... keep em coming Last edited by crazywriter; 04-23-2008 at 09:26 PM. |
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