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Old 03-01-2008, 07:22 PM
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
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Old 03-01-2008, 07:37 PM
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that is great...........so so true.
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Old 03-02-2008, 08:18 AM
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Hehe, now I'm gonna test it
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Old 03-02-2008, 09:16 AM
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I have to appreciate you for your deep observations . Thanks for sharing .
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Old 03-04-2008, 04:49 PM
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Good one and so true.
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:31 PM
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funny

love ur sense of humor... life is way tooo serious...
nice to log in here and read ~ the funnies...
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