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Old 12-19-2007, 08:35 PM
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Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.


The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead ... take it out....." He said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .

Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered ..

"Well ... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, ....

...tentatively said ....

"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:02 AM
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There is no doubt here, she is really a blonde nice one Fon.
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Old 12-31-2007, 01:02 AM
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Thumbs up another great one

Now that was good but just so you know there are plenty of non blondes like that so lets not disgriminate i expect a brunnette joke in the future
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:36 PM
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Well friend its the funniest joke till now . Itb really make me laugh .Thank you so much .
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