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07-29-2008, 03:10 PM
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| The years best headlines THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Miners Refuse to Work after Death Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya' think?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ New Study of Obesity Looks forLarger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chain-saw Massacre all over again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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07-30-2008, 03:30 PM
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| Makes you wonder what people are thinking when they write these and when they are proof read. |
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07-30-2008, 10:13 PM
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| seems like news is more about getting it out quick, then getting it right. CNN is great for getting it wrong
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07-31-2008, 08:55 PM
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| lol most of them have no sense.. 'most of them'??? lol 
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