Political Correctness

[Fonzi]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES. '

You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS .

And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. '

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. '

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

[Mist]

Originally Posted by Fonzi

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

Haha, I don't usually laugh out loud to a lot of jokes, but this one cracked me up.

[Assistanc3]

Originally Posted by Mist

Haha, I don't usually laugh out loud to a lot of jokes, but this one cracked me up.

I hear ya on that
this topic is probably the 4th or 5th time I have ever had

[YellowRoses]

Thanks for the laugh Fonzi. They need chill pills for the political correctness bunch.

[KeepBlinkin]

LOL Great joke!

[SystEmsuX]

These are good. Almost George Carlin-esque with the euphemisms.