big mouth shut

[Ace Is Back]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher
the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the
$500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks
her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The
husband says, Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!
He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

[Ace Is Back]

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