Best comeback line ever

[ForkGuide]

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to(Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.

"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'

"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,"

"A PUMPKIN? Damn...is it midnight already?"

[MONEYMAN06]

Lol that was pretty damn funny, I love it when they say he was just working away at this pumpkin. That was hilarious and I must say really weird.

[hayden1009]

lol...OKay I dont know if there is any validity to that story but I cant help but wonder just what would possess someone to even entertain the thought of sex with a pumpkin. So any of you fruit molesters out there that would like to give us some incite please step up and explain the reasoning. drugs? booze? frat dare? tired of sex alone?

[talkpkr2me]

C'mon Hayden...how many times in your "younger" days did you umm,entertain a princess (or so you thought) but when daylight came,upon rolling over...you TOO discovered a pumpkin? :shock: :-D

I've always referred to talkpkr2me as 'pumpkin-pie' and she's always called me 'rump-roast'... but that doesn't mean we're doing each other. Geeeez :roll:
Besides, I prefer nana-puddin.