Grocery Store pick-up line...

While standing in line at the grocery-store, I began checking-out the lady in front of me... she wasn't wearing a wedding-ring and I noticed she had a bunch of single-serve microwave dishes in her cart. So I MADE MY MOVE...

Excuse me ma'am, would you be single by any chance?

She turned around, smiling real big and replied, "Why YES, I AM. How did you know?"

I replied with "Because you're dog-ass ugly"... lol.

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I have no patent-pending on any of my pick-up lines. Feel free to use them anytime. I'm here to help.

Signed,
The Ladies-Man