I got your Phil Ivey right here!

[1derdawgg]

I have been watching a lot of TV poker lately. Poker after dark, replays of PPT events, wsop, poker superstars, etc. etc.

I noticed something very intriguing to (well) just me. Phil Ivey and I are exactly the same except........

He wins, I don't.

He's black, I'm more of a pale blue whitey.

He has millions, I have tens.

He's famous, I'm a spare.

He's quiet, I never shut up.

He's smooth and calculating, I'm ranty,tilted, and rush into pots with bad cards.

He's respected, I'm easy to forget.

He'll be there tomorrow, No one even noticed I showed up that day.

He has devoted fans, I beg for attention.

Aside from that we have a lot in common.

Just cuz you dress like him doesnt mean you can play like him

[1derdawgg]

Okay LDJ now I know where you learned all those maniac poker moves.

Quit watching TV and read a book you slap happy poker monkey. Just kidding. I like that commercial too. The little Chinese guys cheering , the old lady celebrating like she was gonna get anything from the sniveling nerds pot.

You know he got up from that table with a wood after beating Ivey and went to Yokohama Tan and modeling studio for the ancient Chinese Secret.

lol @ telling me to read a book. If only you could see my house. I have bookshelves in every room but the kitchen and the bathroom, and the spare bedroom is the "library" where the bulk of my collection resides.

I do like the full tilt commercials, and that one kills me. I also like the one where Chris Ferguson and Jiwanda get upstaged by Clonie "Ooooh Miss Oklahoma".

Hmm the one where Lederer loses his audience to Seidel is funny too.

Dammit, they are all funny, except for the vacuum cleaner one.

[1derdawgg]

You know I was just throwing a jab at you. I know a nerd like you has at least 3 Harrington's, 2 Gordon's, and maybe some SE Henton in the shelf collecting dust.

Just kidding. I was just told there are FTP commercials on youtube some of them are supposedly rough. I gotta go check em out.

The Miss Oklahoma good is classic though.

[MissChloe]

The Lederer/Seidel one is good..but my fav is the one where the guy knocks on the door...asks about the hand..and Matusow walks over and rips his cards up ...lmfao!! I love that one..by far the funniest one yet :-D !

[talkpkr2me]

Cdubya just knows my goal in life is a "private" heads up match between me and Ivey...ooo la la!!!! ...Thats why he continues to compare himself to Phil.. :wink:

I am watching the youtube fulll tilt ads, they are a little rougher than what I see on TV.

LOL @ back of the line... lmao