Phil Ivey don't got BLEEP on me!

[1derdawgg]

I have been watching a lot of TV poker lately. Poker after dark, replays of PPT events, wsop, poker superstars, etc. etc.

I noticed something very intriguing to (well) just me. Phil Ivey and I are exactly the same except........

He wins, I don't.

He's black, I'm more of a pale blue whitey.

He has millions, I have tens.

He's famous, I'm a spare.

He's quiet, I never shut up.

He's smooth and calculating, I'm ranty,tilted, and rush into pots with bad cards.

He's respected, I'm easy to forget.

He'll be there tomorrow, No one even noticed I showed up that day.

He has devoted fans, I beg for attention.

Aside from that we have a lot in common. :roll:

[PokerRose]

I love it!!! Anyway, you have many devoted fans on this Forum! Can't speak to the rest of the items!!
We sure as heck miss you when you aren't posting.

[talkpkr2me]

Ahhh,a mirror image I think Cdub!...And let me just tell you now, I am HOT! for Phil Ivey!!!...Since you and him are so much alike,ya better be careful there!... :mrgreen: ....But anyway,look at it this way...What does the Cartel have that the WSOP doesn't (yet,anyway :wink: )?....WE HAVE CDUBYA!!!!! 8)...and I think that makes us just a wee bit bigger and better than that little organization called the WSOP...pffft to them!! :mrgreen:

[shyababy]

Originally Posted by Cdubya44

He's famous, I'm a spare.

He's respected, I'm easy to forget.

He'll be there tomorrow, No one even noticed I showed up that day.

He has devoted fans, I beg for attention.

:roll:

I believe you are famous here dork!

Everyone notices when you are gone!

You don't beg for attention....you DEMAND it...I love a man that knows what he wants!

[1derdawgg]

LOL "dork"........always one of my favorites. It's just funny to say. "Dork"

I don't know why but I giggle like the sophmore girl in High School that was just asked to prom by the quarterback of the football team everytime I hear that word.

Another one that gets me is "dookie". That dumba$$ word has sent me off on a frenzy as if I inhaled a container of laughing gas, was tied to a bench with some one running fethers over my feet, and some lady blowing on my belly button to make fart sounds like Mom's do with infants.

[hathair]

We could just say whale penis from now on, but penis makes me giggle.

[1derdawgg]

"penis" that's a classic too.......immaturity is fun

[talkpkr2me]

Well hell,I say penis all day long and nothing magical happens for me,least of all a giggle!!! :( ........Even tried clicking my red slippers together 3 times...nothing!

And Hathair...once you are a grandpa,and you are,the words "whale penis" should be eliminated from your vocabulary.. :shock:

As for Cdubya....oh nevermind,he can't be helped! :roll: :mrgreen:

[wolfmanjack321]

lol great post i know how you feal man.


and.. "whale penis" LMAO

maybe you all should google that (pictures) lol

[forgot2wipe]

Found a picture of a 'whale-penis'... http://linux.bedford.net/images/whalepenis.jpg
Never let it be said that Cartel is not educational.

BRB, I'm searching for 'dookie' now. :roll: