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01-09-2010, 01:00 PM
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| It's so cold...
Time for some it's so cold jokes.... The one that makes me fall off the chair laughing will win $20 at their favorite online poker site.
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01-09-2010, 01:07 PM
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its so cold the witches tit became a iceberg
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01-09-2010, 01:09 PM
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its so cold i seen a dog stuck to a fire hydrant
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01-09-2010, 01:11 PM
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what is an its so cold joke?  Its so cold.. Dear John, I’m sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back. Love, Mary PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.  |
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01-09-2010, 01:13 PM
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its so cold that all the republicans in congress had to vote at starbucks
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01-09-2010, 01:17 PM
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up". He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid..." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, " Yes...?! Why do you ask?" The daughter replied "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!" |
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01-09-2010, 01:18 PM
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I heard that on the radio the other day so I had to look it up
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01-09-2010, 01:48 PM
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it's so cold the hookers downtown are charging $20 just to blow on your hands
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01-09-2010, 02:17 PM
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Its so cold Frosty the Snowman is sitting around a fire
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