[KingBorgo]

Originally Posted by KeepBlinkin

1. Did you ever lose time from work or school due to gambling? - Yup
2. Has gambling ever made your home life unhappy? - Ever had a 2 outer slap ya in the face?
3. Did gambling affect your reputation? - dam right, when I bring in a big win, everyone knows it!
4. Have you ever felt remorse after gambling? Umm...Me? Remorse?
5. Did you ever gamble to get money with which to pay debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties? - How do you pay for college?
6. Did gambling cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency? - DECREASE?!?!
7. After losing did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses? - Nah. I just don't lose.
8. After a win did you have a strong urge to return and win more? - Of course! Gotta pay for school, after all!
9. Did you often gamble until your last dollar was gone? - Never had that happen.
10. Did you ever borrow to finance your gambling? Never been the recipient.
11. Have you ever sold anything to finance gambling? People would buy my crap?
12. Were you reluctant to use "gambling money" for normal expenditures? - Ask Fonzi.
13. Did gambling make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family? - Hmm...Where did I leave that little kid...
14. Did you ever gamble longer than you had planned? - Who needs sleep anyways!?
15. Have you ever gambled to escape worry, trouble, boredom or loneliness? - Dam, dont have anything funny for this.
16. Have you ever committed, or considered committing, an illegal act to finance gambling? - For 2 straight years!
17. Did gambling cause you to have difficulty in sleeping? - Try sleeping after having some donk spike a 2 outer on the river.
18. Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you an urge to gamble? - Nah, gambling causes arguments, disappointments, and frustrations.
19. Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of gambling? - I dont get good fortune, unfortunately...
20. Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your gambling? - Havent lost that much...YET

Most compulsive gamblers will answer yes to at least seven of these questions.

Hmm...I may have a problem...